Biography:

Formed in 2006 (? I can't remember), we decided to form a gathering.

Austin used to actually be Geddy Lee. If you don't know who that is, you need to look me up.

Dan of course was/is/(I'm-still-not-sure-which) Yngwie Malmsteen. He gave rise to highly technical arpeggios and Stockholm Syndrome, named as such because of his birth place and because of alliteration.

Caleb. :(

Bass Player #54687984 for now, is this guy: . God help us.




C'mon Jay, who actually looks at this stuff anyway?

P.S. If you did actually look at this, send us a message on our myspace page (here). I'm curious who has nothing better to do.